Guild Mum

Ok, so I woke up the other day feeling a bit, erm, … fruity.

I turned the page on my WOW daily calendar and came across Interrogator Vishas. Now, he’s not much to look at but I DO remember his emote… “Naughty Secrets”.

Barkie was out, the kids were around, so I decided to amuse myself by thinking of NPCs in game that I might fancy, other than the AB loading screen guy. I know, sad and kind of scary, but hey, I care not what you think.

First up has to be Edwin VanCleef. I was a rogue first - he is THE rogue, isn’t he? He had the greatest looking armour a baby rogue had ever seen.

I still have to do a /flirt when I see him - right before I kill him. It’s kind of a tradition now for me. He’s still scary, even to a level 80 priest.

Hmmm - who is next? Well, I find it tricky for most other races and end up coming back to Humans, but let’s see.

Arthas is kind of obvious, but I do like the look of the loading screen. Ultimate power and all that. But sadly the guy has no heart. Investigating pictures led me into reading some WOW lore and apparently Arthas removed his own heart and cast it out. Shame really.

I tried to think of some sexy Night Elves, but to be fair, the male NE all look very uncomfortable in their own skin. Their shoulders stick out, the walk with a strange gait and their dance! Oh dear. And their feet are too big. I struggled to find a single good looking male NE. Shame really cos they must to something for all the absolutely gorgeous female NEs.

Dwarves - no, just plainly - no.

Gnomes. Sadly also no. A lot of my good friends in game play Gnomes but they are just not sexy. Cute, sweet and will do anything for you, but just not sexy.

Draenei - sorry - no tails.

Orcs and Trolls, eeeew.

Undead. Great dance, fun to flirt with, but no skin.

Tauren - cows. I don’t do bestiality.

Blood elves. Now I know people say they look gay, but I actually quite like the look of male blood elves. They have a certain boyish charm. Kael’Thas has been ridiculed a bit much to be fanciable really, but some of the bartenders in Dalaran look good…..

Actually, I think they are High Elves… It’s all in the colour of the eyes apparently. The BE and High Elves remind me of a guy I used to know where I went on holiday as a girl. I can’t help but think of him when I see the ones with the short spiky hair.

So - tell me all - who do you fancy in game? I surely can’t be the only one who thinks like this from time to time, can I? Can I? Oh dear